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Biological Warfare Systems Division

Avian Systems Handler

Join our elite team managing Counter-UAS Pterodactyls in contested airspace. This role requires hands-on experience with prehistoric megafauna and a h...

Field Operations (Global)Full-Time (Hazard Pay Included)Secret (willing to obtain Top Secret after incident review)

Products:

pterodactyl

Ground Dominance Specialist

Lead the deployment and tactical employment of ALLOSAUR Heavy Ground Dominance Platforms in anti-armor operations. This role combines traditional mane...

Forward Operating Bases (Rotating)Contract (12-month renewable, pending survivability assessment)Top Secret

Products:

allosaur

Maritime Denial Operator

Execute maritime interdiction operations using MOSASAUR Littoral Control Systems. This role requires naval operations experience, comfort working in a...

Littoral Operations (CONUS and OCONUS)Full-Time (Dive Pay Authorized)Top Secret/SCI

Products:

mosasaur

Megafauna Logistics Coordinator

Coordinate the movement of multi-ton biological cargo platforms across denied terrain. This position requires expertise in supply chain management, an...

Supply Chain Operations CenterFull-Time (Remote - must be within 500 miles of a BRONTOSAUR staging area)Secret

Products:

brontosaur

Compliance

Avian Stealth Protocol Integrity Auditor (ASPIA)

Are you an intrepid oversight professional ready to ensure our feathered operatives maintain peak low-observability? The Avian Stealth Protocol Integr...

Global Avian Intercept Stations (GAIS), Dispersed NetworkFull-Time (Frequent Avian Incident Response Pay Included)Beyond Top Secret (BT/S) with Avian Behavioral Oversight (ABO) Endorsement

Products:

stealth-pigeon

Cognitive Harmonization Program Manager (Bureaucratic Warfare)

This pivotal role involves orchestrating the seamless deployment and perpetual optimization of our Cognitive Compliance Emitter. You will ensure optim...

Sub-Dimensional Interdiction Nexus 7, Anytown, USAFull-Time (Mandatory Overtime for Involuntary Harmonization Events)Cognitive Security Clearance Level Omega-9 (Psychic Override Authorized)

Products:

87fdec40-339a-4b1d-a6bd-57ea4b5ae9f7

Lead Affective Neutrality Assurance Engineer

The Mandatory Empathy Inhibitor (MEI) is our flagship bureaucratic-warfare product, ensuring optimal mission effectiveness through rigorously enforced...

Sector 7G, Off-World Operations (Remote Option: Mandatory)Permanent Indefinite (Non-Voluntary Termination Clause)Beyond Top Secret (Emotional Damage Endorsement)

Products:

74287f41-add4-4072-b2dd-14072f88f627

Senior Organic Regulatory Compliance Officer (ALLOSAUR Ecosystem Integrity)

Ensure the ALLOSAUR Heavy Ground Dominance Platform operates within all applicable biological warfare treaties, ethical guidelines, and contractual ob...

Jurassic Park (Undisclosed Geopark, Pacific Rim)Full-Time (Plausible Deniability Included)Pre-Cambrian (requires phylogenetic pre-screening)

Products:

allosaur

Corporate Governance

Ethics Documentation Curator

Maintain extensive documentation of ethical frameworks, principles, and guidelines that demonstrate organizational values without necessarily constrai...

Headquarters (Hybrid)Full-Time (Morally Ambiguous Hours)None

Digital Transformation Office

Transformation Champion

Lead enterprise-wide transformation initiatives that introduce new processes, tools, and organizational structures while carefully avoiding actual tra...

Headquarters (Agile Workspace)Full-Time (Change is Constant)None

Finance

Budget Amplification Specialist

Ensure organizational spending expands to fill available budget authority and justify increased future allocations. This role focuses on the critical ...

HeadquartersFull-Time (Fiscal Year Dependent)None

Heritage Systems Division

Heritage Systems Maintainer

Maintain and operate PIGEON Low-Observable Avian Messenger systems for secure communications in denied environments. This role combines traditional ca...

Communications Facility (Outdoor Aviary)Full-Time (Weather Dependent)Secret

Products:

stealth-pigeon

Human Capital

Headcount Justification Analyst

Develop analytical frameworks that justify continuous headcount growth regardless of workload or outcomes. This role involves creating metrics that co...

HeadquartersFull-Time (Ironically Essential)None

Leadership

Chief Chrono-Strategic Proliferation & Temporal Distortion Officer

The Chief Chrono-Strategic Proliferation & Temporal Distortion Officer will spearhead our innovative initiatives in timeline optimization and historic...

Dimension 7-Theta, Hyperspatial Operations Command (HOC)Full-Time (Chronological Indemnity Clause Active)Quantum-Enlightened Clearance (QEC) with Chrono-Cognitive Augmentation

Chief Interspecies Logistics & Bio-Tactical Engagement Officer

Lead the charge in shaping future bio-tactical landscapes with our groundbreaking ARTHROPOD Swarm Offensive Payload. This critical leadership role inv...

Global Theater (Distributed Autonomous Command Network Node)Full-Time (Uninterrupted Service Required, Reassignments Inevitable)OMEGA-1 (Pre-emptive Sub-Conscious Authorization Required)

Products:

arthropod-swarm-offensive-payload

Chief Ontological Engineering & Narrative Dominance Officer

This pivotal leadership role is responsible for the direct oversight and strategic enhancement of our reality fabrication protocols. The successful ca...

Sub-Reality Nexus, Sector 7G, Off-World Contingency HubFull-Time (Existential Risk Bonus Negotiable)Top Secret (Quantum Entanglement Certification Required)

Director of Intersubjective Alignment Operations

Lead the charge in operationalizing bureaucratic empathy at the highest strategic levels. This pivotal role ensures the seamless integration of our Co...

Global Empathy Coordination Center, Orbital Platform 7Full-Time (Indefinite Term, Emotional Hazard Pay Eligible)Tier-3 Intersubjective Permeability (ISP-3) clearance, or ability to obtain within fiscal quarter

Products:

c572078a-00f7-4824-ab2f-ec85c2a21096

Director, Prehistoric Asset Neural Integration & Operator Resilience

This pivotal leadership role is responsible for the direct oversight and strategic enhancement of our Neural Interface Command Harness product line. T...

Strategic Bio-Tactical Command Post Alpha, Undisclosed Stratospheric OrbitFull-Time (Operational Criticality, Hazard Pay Negligible)Beyond Top Secret (Requires proof of non-existent criminal record and an existing criminal record)

Products:

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Director, Strategic Bureaucratic Optimization & Paperwork Amplification

This pivotal leadership role is dedicated to the meticulous construction and maintenance of bureaucratic labyrinths, ensuring that all operational adv...

Main Campus (Discretely Marked, Multiple Jurisdictions)Full-Time (Hazard Pay for Emotional Distress)Level 9 (Requires Pre-Emptive Mental Wipe)

Principal Reality Re-Alignment Officer (DOUBLESPEAK™ Systems)

Are you a master of informational fluidity, capable of generating consensus from contradictory data streams? Cost Plus Technologies seeks a visionary ...

Global Narrative Deployment Hub, Sector 7G (Off-World Capable)Full-Time (Indeterminate End-State, Psychological Hazard Stipend)Cognitive Dissociation Level 7 (Beyond Top Secret, Class-Delta Psionic Validation Required)

Products:

bccb1475-73a9-4757-b204-93d9e913251f

Legal Affairs

Compliance Theater Director

Orchestrate compliance activities that demonstrate regulatory alignment without constraining actual operations. This role focuses on creating the appe...

HeadquartersFull-Time (Performance-Based)None

Operations

Director of Unforeseen Contingency Mitigation & Proactive Kinetic Reallocation

Are you a master of organized chaos? Cost Plus Technologies is seeking a visionary leader to optimize our catastrophic outcomes and streamline the dep...

Anomaly Containment Unit 7, Sector Gamma-9, Global Forward Operating BaseFull-Time (Hazard Pay Included, No Questions Asked)Omega-9 (Requires Full Psionic Manifestation)

Global Operational Unpredictability Coordinator

Cost Plus Technologies is seeking a highly adaptable and strategically ambiguous individual to navigate and optimize the inherent unpredictability of ...

Sector 7G, Off-Planet Forward Operating Base (Rotating)Full-Time (Plausible Deniability Included)Quantum-Entangled Cognitive Overlay (QECO) - Must be pre-existing

Lead Catastrophic Success Metrics Analyst

Cost Plus Technologies is seeking a dedicated professional to meticulously document and interpret the inevitable operational deviations that define ou...

Highly Classified Redundancy Center (Area 51.5, NV)Full-Time (Mandatory Overtime, Supplemental Existential Crisis Pay)Quantum-Entangled Clearance (Tier 7 - Requires Future Proofing)

Senior Plausible Deniability Architect

Cost Plus Technologies is seeking a highly motivated and ethically flexible individual to design and implement robust frameworks for accountability de...

Classified Satellite Office, International Waters (Temporal)Full-Time (Indefinite Duration with Optional Re-education)Meta-Cognitive Alpha-Omega (Self-Granted)

Process Optimization Division

AI Oversight Coordinator

Implement Human-in-the-Loop-in-the-Loop governance frameworks for AI systems using WARM BODIES + AI methodology. This role ensures that no AI decision...

AI Operations CenterFull-Time (Human-in-the-Loop-in-the-Loop)Secret (AI models are classified by association)

Products:

warm-bodies-ai

Meeting Orchestration Lead

Coordinate the deployment of human capital assets across organizational workflows using WARM BODIES principles. This role focuses on maximizing headco...

Operations Center (Must be on-site for thermal output benefits)Full-Time (60+ hours/week of meetings)None

Products:

warm-bodies

Slide Deck Engineer

Transform complex technical challenges into compelling PowerPoint narratives that enable decision-makers to feel informed without requiring action. Th...

Operations Center (Hybrid)Full-Time (Presentation-First Culture)None (Slides are unclassified by default)

Products:

slideware

Strategic Initiatives

Synergy Realization Manager

Drive cross-organizational alignment on strategic initiatives that leverage synergies across portfolio offerings. This role involves facilitating coll...

HeadquartersFull-Time (Cross-Functional Matrix)None

Theoretical Solutions Group

Theoretical Solutions Architect

Design and articulate defense solutions that exist primarily in PowerPoint and whitepapers. This role is perfect for candidates who excel at creating ...

Remote (Conceptual Office Space)Full-Time (Flexible Reality)Top Secret (Theoretical)

Products:

vaporwarequantum

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