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Corporate Governance

Ethics Documentation Curator

Headquarters (Hybrid)Full-Time (Morally Ambiguous Hours)None

Maintain extensive documentation of ethical frameworks, principles, and guidelines that demonstrate organizational values without necessarily constraining behavior. This role involves creating the paper trail that proves we considered ethics, even if those considerations were brief. Perfect for candidates comfortable with the appearance of moral rigor.

Responsibilities

Curate ethics policies that sound restrictive but remain broadly interpretable

Develop training materials on ethical decision-making that avoid specific examples

Facilitate annual ethics workshops where everyone agrees to general principles

Maintain documentation proving ethical reviews occurred (conclusions optional)

Create frameworks for ethical AI, ethical procurement, and ethical warfare

Generate reports for leadership showing robust ethics program (outcomes not measured)

Qualifications

Bachelor's degree in Philosophy, Ethics, Legal Studies, or related field

3+ years in corporate governance, ethics compliance, or risk management

Ability to write policies that check boxes without creating obstacles

Experience with ethics frameworks in complex organizational environments

Comfortable facilitating conversations about values while avoiding hard decisions

Understanding that documented ethics reviews are more important than ethical outcomes

Interested in This Role?

Cost Plus Technologies is always looking for talented individuals who want to redefine defense procurement through innovative satire.

Contact us at careers@costplustech.example