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General Disclaimer
All content on this website, including but not limited to product descriptions, performance claims, technical specifications, timelines, demonstrations, roadmaps, and inspirational language, is provided "as is" and "as envisioned."
Cost Plus Technologies makes no representations or warranties, express or implied, regarding:
• Actual functionality
• Physical feasibility
• Scientific validity
• Delivery timelines
• Regulatory approval
• Reality
Use of this site constitutes acceptance of vibes.
Forward-Looking Statements
This website contains forward-looking statements, including projections related to:
• Quantum communications
• Dinosaur-enabled logistics
• Vaporware cybersecurity
• AI governance frameworks
• Organizational heat output
Such statements are subject to risks, uncertainties, funding availability, shifting requirements, and fundamental laws of physics.
Actual results may differ materially.
Or not exist.
Product Availability
All products described herein are:
• Conceptual
• Experimental
• Theoretical
• Under development
• Pending budget allocation
Availability dates are aspirational and based on optimistic PowerPoint schedules.
Performance Claims
Any claims regarding:
• Zero latency
• Infinite scalability
• Absolute security
• Self-sustaining platforms
• Perfect compliance
are provided for marketing purposes only and should not be interpreted as guarantees, commitments, or measurable outcomes.
Regulatory Compliance
Products may be subject to:
Compliance status varies by customer, geography, funding source, and lunar phase.
Intellectual Property
All trademarks, product names, acronyms, buzzwords, and conceptual architectures are proprietary to Cost Plus Technologies unless borrowed from existing government programs, academic papers, or hallway conversations.
Unauthorized use is prohibited unless it helps close a deal.
No Procurement Advice
Nothing on this website constitutes procurement guidance, legal advice, or an endorsement of any acquisition pathway.
That said, we are happy to help draft your justification.
Limitation of Liability
Cost Plus Technologies shall not be liable for any damages arising from:
• Reliance on marketing materials
• Implementation of theoretical systems
• Deployment of biological assets
• Organizational bloat
• Excessive meetings
• Slide fatigue
Including but not limited to:
→ Lost productivity
→ Budget overruns
→ Program delays
→ Existential confusion
Export Controls
Some technologies may be restricted for export.
If you are accessing this site from outside the United States, please ensure compliance with all applicable laws.
Or don't.
Third-Party Links
Links to third-party content are provided for convenience.
Cost Plus Technologies is not responsible for their accuracy, availability, or alignment with current narratives.
Changes to This Disclaimer
We reserve the right to modify this page at any time without notice, especially after legal review.
Governing Law
These disclaimers are governed by:
• The laws of Virginia
• Federal acquisition doctrine
• Conference room consensus
Venue is wherever the funding originates.
Contact
For legal inquiries, please contact:
legal@costplustechnologies.com
Response times vary based on contract type and end-of-fiscal-year proximity.