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Theoretical Solutions Architect

Remote (Conceptual Office Space)Full-Time (Flexible Reality)Top Secret (Theoretical)

Design and articulate defense solutions that exist primarily in PowerPoint and whitepapers. This role is perfect for candidates who excel at creating compelling narratives around products that may never ship, could violate the laws of physics, or require technology that won't exist for decades. No implementation experience required—in fact, it might be a liability.

Responsibilities

Develop conceptual architectures for VAPORWARE and QECOMM platforms

Create technical documentation for products in the "eternal prototype" phase

Brief senior leadership on capabilities that transcend current physical limitations

Maintain roadmaps that perpetually show delivery 18-24 months in the future

Convert customer skepticism into additional research funding

Collaborate with physics departments on workarounds for fundamental laws of nature

Qualifications

Advanced degree in Physics, Engineering, or Science Fiction

3+ years in defense R&D or proposal writing

Exceptional ability to describe non-existent systems with confidence

Experience managing stakeholder expectations around "theoretical maturity"

Comfortable presenting at conferences about products that don't exist

Proven track record of securing funding for concepts in perpetual development

Related Products

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Interested in This Role?

Cost Plus Technologies is always looking for talented individuals who want to redefine defense procurement through innovative satire.

Contact us at careers@costplustech.example