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Process Optimization Division

Meeting Orchestration Lead

Operations Center (Must be on-site for thermal output benefits)Full-Time (60+ hours/week of meetings)None

Coordinate the deployment of human capital assets across organizational workflows using WARM BODIES principles. This role focuses on maximizing headcount, meeting density, and process friction to ensure programs maintain appropriate bureaucratic mass. Ideal candidates can schedule a meeting about anything and genuinely believe attendance equals productivity.

Responsibilities

Deploy personnel to create visible organizational activity

Schedule recurring meetings that achieve maximum calendar saturation

Develop org charts that show impressive headcount growth

Facilitate working groups that produce additional working groups

Coordinate touch-points, sync-ups, and alignment sessions

Ensure every decision requires at least six people and three meetings

Qualifications

Bachelor's degree in Business Administration, Human Resources, or Organizational Psychology

4+ years in program management or organizational development

Expert knowledge of calendar management and conference room booking systems

Ability to generate meeting agendas that avoid concrete outcomes

Experience building consensus without reaching decisions

Comfortable in environments where process is the product

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Interested in This Role?

Cost Plus Technologies is always looking for talented individuals who want to redefine defense procurement through innovative satire.

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