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Biological Warfare Systems Division

Avian Systems Handler

Field Operations (Global)Full-Time (Hazard Pay Included)Secret (willing to obtain Top Secret after incident review)

Join our elite team managing Counter-UAS Pterodactyls in contested airspace. This role requires hands-on experience with prehistoric megafauna and a high tolerance for unpredictable autonomous behavior. Perfect for candidates who enjoy working outdoors and don't mind the occasional talon incident.

Responsibilities

Deploy and recover PTERODACTYL units in forward operating areas

Maintain feeding schedules and ensure adequate fish supply chains

Conduct post-mission debriefs (both verbal and incident reports)

Coordinate with traditional air defense systems (when they're not being ignored)

Document psychological impact on enemy forces and friendly personnel

Manage inter-species conflict resolution between pterodactyls and local wildlife

Qualifications

Bachelor's degree in Biology, Zoology, or Military Science (or equivalent survival experience)

3+ years working with large animals or unpredictable autonomous systems

Ability to remain calm when being dive-bombed by your own assets

Valid passport and willingness to deploy to environments with limited veterinary support

Comfortable explaining to leadership why traditional KPIs don't apply to dinosaurs

Previous experience with incident reports involving prehistoric fauna preferred

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