Cost Plus Technologies
Your Partner in Innovative Defense Solutions
Trusted by 3 branches of government. Audited by none.
$1.2T
Requested from Congress
$847B
Actually Appropriated
14
Senate Hearings Survived
0
Audits Completed
Our Mission
At Cost Plus Technologies, we are dedicated to providing the most advanced, high-tech, and definitely-not-overpriced defense solutions to ensure global security and shareholder satisfaction. Our commitment to innovation is surpassed only by our commitment to fiscal responsibility (to our shareholders, of course).
Featured Products
Explore our latest innovations in over-engineering simple solutions. Each product represents countless hours of committee meetings, billions in R&D that could have been spent on healthcare, and enough acronyms to fill a dictionary. We don't just build weapons systems—we build careers, PowerPoint decks, and most importantly, shareholder value.
REPORT
A sophisticated AI platform designed to generate an endless stream of non-actionable reports, ensuring strategic indecision and resource misallocation for both friendly and adversarial forces.
MEETING
A revolutionary software suite designed to transform inter-departmental communication into an insurmountable operational quagmire, ensuring maximum resource allocation to discussion and minimal to output.
P.R.O.C.E.D.U.R.E.
An intricate, multi-tiered digital portal requiring dozens of complex forms and departmental approvals, specifically designed to halt enemy projects through sheer administrative friction and endless red tape.
Featured Outreach
At Cost Plus Technologies, we believe in giving back—primarily to those who already have plenty. Our community outreach initiatives focus on supporting defense budget expansion, lobbying for tax structures that benefit our executives, and ensuring politicians understand the vital importance of cost-plus contracts. Because nothing says "corporate responsibility" like making sure the 1% stays the 1%.
Strategic Public-Sector Value Integration
Cost Plus Technologies is proud to unveil its 'Strategic Public-Sector Value Integration' initiative, a groundbreaking program designed to foster unparalleled synergy between government agencies and l...
Fiscal Asset Retention Enhancement Program
The Fiscal Asset Retention Enhancement Program (FARE) stands as a critical pillar in our nation's strategic fiscal planning. Each year, the specter of budget reversion threatens to claw back vital ope...
Elite Fiscal Architectural Legacy Program
Cost Plus Technologies proudly presents the Elite Fiscal Architectural Legacy Program, a groundbreaking initiative designed to celebrate and optimize the sophisticated, often byzantine, corporate stru...
Latest Briefings
Stay informed with our latest press releases, policy positions, and technical briefs—crafted by our communications team to ensure the narrative remains favorable, the facts remain selective, and the shareholders remain calm.
Apr 19, 2026
The Principles That Drive Us
As obvious industry and thought leaders, we get asked about this a lot
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Feb 27, 2026
Official Response to Recent AI Vendor Hesitations
Cost Plus Technologies acknowledges a peer competitor's public statement and wishes them well in their transition.
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Featured Positions
Join our team of ethically flexible professionals who understand that "defense" is just another word for "profit margin." We're seeking individuals who can attend eight-hour meetings without falling asleep, justify absurd budget overruns with a straight face, and most importantly, embrace the art of billing taxpayers for everything from office coffee to executive golf retreats. Security clearance required; conscience optional.
Director of Proactive Geopolitical Friction Enhancement
This pivotal role within Cost Plus Technologies' Business Development division demands an individual capable of transfor...
Director of Perpetual Strategic Inertia
This critical leadership role is designed to ensure the operational efficacy of our Bureaucratic Momentum Accelerator, a...
Principal Legacy Systems Architect (G.P.O.N.S. Indispensability Engineer)
Do you possess an unyielding skepticism towards anything orbiting above 600 miles? Cost Plus Technologies is seeking a v...
Per Diem Augmentation Strategist (Level V: Fiscal Interdiction)
Are you a seasoned fiscal warrior ready to optimize resource allocation in dynamic, often simulated, environments? This ...
Director of Proactive Market Creation and Conflict Sustainment
The successful candidate will spearhead initiatives to identify, cultivate, and strategically exploit emerging geopoliti...
Vice President, Unknowable Engagement Protocols
Lead the strategic implementation of the CHIMERA Indifference Emitter, ensuring optimal passive-aggressive ontological s...
Global Director of Information Scarcity Management
Cost Plus Technologies seeks an unparalleled master of information control to strategically curate the flow, or rather, ...
Principal Architect, Cognitive Insecurity Suppressor Efficacy Algorithms
Are you a forward-thinking engineer who believes individual thought is a bottleneck? Cost Plus Technologies seeks a visi...
Senior Executive Director of Pre-emptive Post-Conflict Resource Repositioning
The successful candidate will lead initiatives to proactively address future market opportunities arising from hypotheti...
Extradimensional Workforce Optimization Director (SHOGGOTH Platform)
Are you ready to shepherd the unimaginable? Cost Plus Technologies seeks a visionary leader to direct the SHOGGOTH Adapt...
Procure Your Allegiance
Signal your commitment to the mission. Our licensed merchandise division offers a curated selection of branded accessories for the discerning defense professional — because nothing says "I believe in the system" like a cost-plus-branded coffee mug.