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Biological Warfare Systems Division

Ground Dominance Specialist

Forward Operating Bases (Rotating)Contract (12-month renewable, pending survivability assessment)Top Secret

Lead the deployment and tactical employment of ALLOSAUR Heavy Ground Dominance Platforms in anti-armor operations. This role combines traditional maneuver warfare doctrine with cutting-edge paleontological threat systems. Candidates should be comfortable explaining to tank commanders why their platform has been replaced by teeth.

Responsibilities

Coordinate ALLOSAUR integration with traditional ground combat units

Conduct training exercises for troops transitioning from missile systems to megafauna

Develop tactics, techniques, and procedures for bite-based armor penetration

Manage battlefield feeding logistics and minimize friendly-fire foraging incidents

Provide technical liaison between ALLOSAUR handlers and armored warfare planners

Document psychological operations effects on enemy armor crews

Qualifications

Bachelor's degree in Military Science, Biology, or Veterinary Medicine

7+ years in armor or anti-armor operations

Understanding of both composite armor vulnerabilities and dental biomechanics

Experience briefing skeptical O-6s on unconventional weapons systems

Ability to maintain composure during close-quarters demonstrations

Comfortable operating in environments where your primary weapon system lacks an off switch

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