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Biological Warfare Systems Division
Megafauna Logistics Coordinator
Coordinate the movement of multi-ton biological cargo platforms across denied terrain. This position requires expertise in supply chain management, an understanding of grazing patterns, and the ability to explain to traditional logistics officers why fuel costs are now measured in acres of vegetation.
Responsibilities
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Plan and execute BRONTOSAUR convoy operations without petroleum dependency
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Coordinate grazing schedules with mission timelines
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Interface between biological systems and traditional logistics frameworks
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Develop contingency plans for when your supply chain develops its own opinions
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Manage stakeholder expectations around "time-to-destination" variability
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Document cost savings vs. traditional motorized convoys (emphasize environmental benefits)
Qualifications
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Bachelor's degree in Logistics, Supply Chain Management, or Animal Husbandry
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5+ years in military logistics or large-scale agricultural operations
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Familiarity with Mesozoic herbivore dietary requirements
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Ability to brief senior leadership on why "miles per gallon" is now an obsolete metric
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Experience managing assets that outweigh standard military vehicles by an order of magnitude
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Comfortable with supply chains that occasionally eat their cargo
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