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Biological Warfare Systems Division

Megafauna Logistics Coordinator

Supply Chain Operations CenterFull-Time (Remote - must be within 500 miles of a BRONTOSAUR staging area)Secret

Coordinate the movement of multi-ton biological cargo platforms across denied terrain. This position requires expertise in supply chain management, an understanding of grazing patterns, and the ability to explain to traditional logistics officers why fuel costs are now measured in acres of vegetation.

Responsibilities

Plan and execute BRONTOSAUR convoy operations without petroleum dependency

Coordinate grazing schedules with mission timelines

Interface between biological systems and traditional logistics frameworks

Develop contingency plans for when your supply chain develops its own opinions

Manage stakeholder expectations around "time-to-destination" variability

Document cost savings vs. traditional motorized convoys (emphasize environmental benefits)

Qualifications

Bachelor's degree in Logistics, Supply Chain Management, or Animal Husbandry

5+ years in military logistics or large-scale agricultural operations

Familiarity with Mesozoic herbivore dietary requirements

Ability to brief senior leadership on why "miles per gallon" is now an obsolete metric

Experience managing assets that outweigh standard military vehicles by an order of magnitude

Comfortable with supply chains that occasionally eat their cargo

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