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Senior Organic Regulatory Compliance Officer (ALLOSAUR Ecosystem Integrity)
Ensure the ALLOSAUR Heavy Ground Dominance Platform operates within all applicable biological warfare treaties, ethical guidelines, and contractual obligations. This critical role navigates the complex interplay between kinetic overmatch and maintaining plausible deniability regarding our organic assets. You will be the vanguard of regulatory integrity in a truly disruptive biotechnological combat system.
Responsibilities
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Develop and implement comprehensive compliance frameworks for the ethical acquisition, deployment, and re-integration of ALLOSAUR units.
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Conduct regular biological impact assessments to ensure ALLOSAUR operational parameters do not exceed pre-approved extinction event thresholds.
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Liaise with international bodies (e.g., the Geneva Convention on Biologically Enhanced Predator Logistics) to clarify and occasionally redefine acceptable engagement protocols.
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Draft and maintain all necessary documentation proving our ALLOSAUR platforms are merely advanced wildlife management solutions.
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Provide rapid-response compliance consultation during unexpected 're-wilding' events or unscheduled paleontological activations.
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Conduct internal audits of ALLOSAUR tooth-to-target ratios, ensuring optimal compliance with kinetic efficacy benchmarks.
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Prepare detailed reports on the ecological footprint of large-scale bio-weapon deployments, emphasizing negligible long-term genetic contamination.
Qualifications
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Bachelor's degree in Jurisprudence, Bioethics, or Advanced Palaeontological Legal Studies (APLS). Master's preferred.
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Minimum 10 years experience navigating complex regulatory landscapes for weaponized fauna or geological-scale environmental disruption projects.
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Demonstrated ability to argue against the existence of a specific biological agent while simultaneously optimizing its tactical deployment.
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Must possess a valid Class Omega Biohazard Handling Certification and be comfortable working in close proximity to apex predators.
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Strong understanding of international law, particularly those sections concerning non-state actors and genetically engineered organisms that predate humanity.
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Ability to maintain a poker face during Congressional hearings regarding 'unintended ecosystem restructuring.'
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Active Pre-Cambrian security clearance or ability to obtain one within 3 business days; demonstrating ancestral ties to pre-Cambrian life forms is a significant advantage.
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