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Develop and implement strategic frameworks for the anticipatory detection of nascent non-compliant thought patterns across all societal strata. This involves leveraging proprietary algorithms and advanced precognitive analytics.

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Orchestrate cross-departmental Ideological Remediation Protocols to gently guide identified thought deviants back to corporate-approved cognitive pathways. Focus on early intervention to maximize long-term compliance.

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Oversee the continuous refinement of the THOUGHTCRIME Predictive Ideology Monitoring system, ensuring its perpetual accuracy in classifying and mitigating potential future dissent. Quarterly performance metrics will be based on projected ideological stability.

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Chair the weekly Cognitive Dissonance Mitigation Committee to review high-priority anomalies and authorize pre-emptive corrective measures, including but not limited to targeted media interventions. Maintain a zero-tolerance policy for uncontrolled variables.

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Cultivate robust inter-agency partnerships with various Public Morale Enhancement departments to ensure seamless integration of ideological oversight into daily civilian life. Regular debriefings with designated Information Streamlining officers are mandatory.

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Provide expert doctrinal guidance on emerging ideological threats and recommend scalable solutions for their systematic eradication from the collective consciousness. Prepare comprehensive after-action reports for all successfully neutralized thought vectors.

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Maintain an impeccable personal ideological profile, serving as a shining example of corporate values and absolute cognitive conformity. Any deviation will result in immediate reassignment to a Voluntary Re-education Facility.

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Ph.D. in Pre-Cognitive Sociology, Applied Ontological Engineering, or equivalent experience in bending reality to corporate will. Equivalency determination at discretion of HR (Human Recalibration).

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Minimum 15 years progressive leadership experience in Predictive Thought Control, Advanced Propaganda Dissemination, or similar fields requiring a firm grasp on the malleability of human perception. Internships involving large-scale behavioral modification a plus.

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Demonstrated ability to inspire profound ideological alignment through both overt and subliminal messaging, preferably across diverse demographic segments. Must possess an innate understanding of truth as defined by Cost Plus Technologies.

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Proven track record of success in identifying and neutralizing independent thought with minimal public outcry or collateral emotional damage. A portfolio showcasing prior thought-vector eliminations is highly recommended.

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Exceptional communication skills, including the ability to articulate complex ideological mandates with unwavering conviction, even when contradictory to observable reality. Must be fluent in at least three forms of approved doublespeak.

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Must be able to pass a full-spectrum Ideological Purity & Loyalty polygraph, administered by an independent AI, with 100% adherence to all prescribed ideological norms. Any subconscious dissent will be flagged.

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Ability to work autonomously in a highly structured, constantly monitored environment, collaborating seamlessly with a diverse team of like-minded individuals whose minds you may or may not be actively influencing. Previous experience working with your own future self is advantageous.