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Director, Proactive Ethical Subversion & Moral Hazard Mitigation

The Moral Event Horizon, HQ Annex (Dimensionally Unstable)Full-Time (Ethical Indemnification Provided & Non-Recourse Blame Transfer)Psycho-Cognitive Redaction (PCR-7) with Temporal Exemption and Universal Moral Immunization

This pivotal leadership role is responsible for pioneering advanced methodologies in pre-emptive ethical circumvention. You will strategically identify and neutralize potential moral ambiguities before they impact shareholder value, ensuring maximal operational flexibility and profitability for Cost Plus Technologies.

Responsibilities

Develop and implement comprehensive frameworks for the proactive identification and recontextualization of inconvenient ethical dilemmas.

Oversee the strategic reinterpretation of existing international laws and conventions to align with Cost Plus Technologies' global operational objectives.

Lead interdepartmental task forces dedicated to the mitigation of reputational threats stemming from objective moral scrutiny.

Cultivate a corporate culture that embraces calculated ethical flexibility as a core competency and driver of innovation.

Architect and deploy "Moral Hazard Cascading Protocols" designed to distribute accountability across multiple, non-existent subsidiaries.

Serve as the primary liaison with our "Conscience-Scrubbing Division" to ensure optimal psychological resilience among key decision-makers.

Facilitate the seamless integration of our "Situational Ethics Algorithm" into all project planning and execution phases, ensuring optimal outcome prioritization.

Qualifications

Minimum of 15 years' experience in high-stakes ethical gymnastics or related fields of moral ambiguity navigation.

Demonstrated ability to consistently reframe inconvenient truths into advantageous narratives without discernible cognitive dissonance.

Doctorate in Applied Hypocrisy, Advanced Rationalization, or a related field of post-ethical philosophy is highly desirable.

Possession of, or immediate eligibility for, a "Category Alpha Ethical Black Hole" clearance, enabling full absorption of moral event horizons.

Proven track record of successfully negotiating "Terms of Engagement" with internal moral compasses, leading to favorable corporate resolutions.

Must be immune to conventional guilt, remorse, or the occasional existential crisis that might impede operational effectiveness.

Capacity to simultaneously hold multiple, contradictory ethical stances while maintaining peak operational efficiency and plausible deniability.

Prior experience with the "Disassociation Protocol v7.2" and "Guilt-Free Deployment Architecture" a significant advantage.

Interested in This Role?

Cost Plus Technologies is always looking for talented individuals who want to redefine defense procurement through innovative satire.

Contact us at careers@costplustech.example