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Senior Plausible Deniability Architect
Cost Plus Technologies is seeking a highly motivated and ethically flexible individual to design and implement robust frameworks for accountability deflection. This role is pivotal in ensuring that operational outcomes consistently defy conventional attribution, preserving corporate agility in an increasingly transparent world. You will master the art of the untraceable.
Responsibilities
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Develop and deploy multi-layered obfuscation protocols for all project phases, ensuring that causality remains perpetually indeterminate.
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Orchestrate the timely disappearance of inconvenient data points and the strategic reappearance of corroborating alternative facts.
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Liaise with cross-functional teams to integrate deniability strategies into initial project conception, making culpability an afterthought from day one.
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Manage a diverse portfolio of decoy operations and phantom assets designed to absorb unwanted attention and misdirect critical inquiry.
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Conduct post-mortem analysis on significant operational 'successes' to identify and close any lingering vectors of responsibility.
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Train junior personnel in the art of the knowing glance, the strategic shrug, and the perfectly timed non-answer during sensitive inquiries.
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Maintain an agile network of disavowable assets and assets available for immediate disavowal, ensuring optimal corporate resilience and narrative control.
Qualifications
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Bachelor's degree in Advanced Epistemological Gymnastics, Strategic Ambiguity, or related field; Master's preferred but not strictly verifiable.
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Minimum of 10-15 years of progressively responsible experience in fields requiring exceptional narrative elasticity and a profound understanding of quantum causality.
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Demonstrated ability to operate effectively in environments where success is defined by the absence of evidence and the proliferation of doubt.
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Must possess a keen ability to speak authoritatively on subjects of which one has no direct knowledge, often simultaneously.
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Prior experience with classified or proprietary methodologies for information compartmentalization, including but not limited to, the 'Witness Protection for Concepts' program.
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Flawless command of at least three dead languages for the purpose of drafting unreadable internal memoranda.
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Capacity to maintain a professional demeanor while actively contributing to systemic opacity and the erosion of objective reality.
Interested in This Role?
Cost Plus Technologies is always looking for talented individuals who want to redefine defense procurement through innovative satire.
Contact us at careers@costplustech.example